I Need A Doctor's Note

I didn't work for 3 days. Sick in the head I guess. I need a mental reboot. I call in sick not because I'm physically ill. It's not the flu, not a cough or a cold either. This is more than just bacteria and viruses. It's more psychological. You go to your physician and he'll look at you as if you're nuts. Damn right I am a nutcracker in the making...a looney bin fruitcake. So what if he sees me at least once or twice a month for a doctor's note. No problem right? Of course, you pay for 10 buck co-pay and boom! You get a doctor's note for your sick head. But that's not my point. I get to the doctor's office which makes me more psycho since my Doc begins to look like an FBI agent drilling me with questions about my physical illness. I can't tell him I'm here because I'm lazy, or I feel tired and stressed out, which I really am anyway. JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NOTE SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE!! I spoke to my friend and he suggested to use a fake doctor's note online. At first I was skeptical, but during desperation times, I had to check it out. Well, I went to 30 fake Doctor's Notes and presto!!! My chill pill began and I'm on my way to my "Mental Health Reboot Days". Later peeps, gotta gotta gotta go.