I Need A Doctor's Note

I didn't work for 3 days. Sick in the head I guess. I need a mental reboot. I call in sick not because I'm physically ill. It's not the flu, not a cough or a cold either. This is more than just bacteria and viruses. It's more psychological. You go to your physician and he'll look at you as if you're nuts. Damn right I am a nutcracker in the making...a looney bin fruitcake. So what if he sees me at least once or twice a month for a doctor's note. No problem right? Of course, you pay for 10 buck co-pay and boom! You get a doctor's note for your sick head. But that's not my point. I get to the doctor's office which makes me more psycho since my Doc begins to look like an FBI agent drilling me with questions about my physical illness. I can't tell him I'm here because I'm lazy, or I feel tired and stressed out, which I really am anyway. JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NOTE SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE!! I spoke to my friend and he suggested to use a fake doctor's note online. At first I was skeptical, but during desperation times, I had to check it out. Well, I went to 30 fake Doctor's Notes and presto!!! My chill pill began and I'm on my way to my "Mental Health Reboot Days". Later peeps, gotta gotta gotta go.

Payday

Hahaha, today is payday. I got to work and co-workers are happy-laughing, smiling, joking around. Bet ya, it'll only last for few days until paycheck gets dried by bills. Funny how money can boost people's morale. Anyway, I'm happy, got my hard earmed money after working my ass off. I still hate my job, how can I be happy if my decisions are not being supported by my idiot boss who thinks she knows everything. Well, here's my message for you. F.U. !!!! You piece of shit!!!!

I Am Stressed Out!

Are you stressed out from work like I do? You're here at the right place. Working for almost twenty years at this government job sucks. My bosses don't appreciate me, system sucks and co-workers are lazy. They get lazier every single day. They smile during payday and frown like bulldogs when asked to work. Government work SUCKSSS!!!